December 17, 2012

(Source: alianovnataliasoldblog, via ifbirdsflyover)

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November 22, 2012

chicagotocomo:

Thanksgiving through the years with the FRIENDS gang.

Friends has the best Thanksgiving episodes of any show.

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November 11, 2012
prettybooks: “I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so I awoke from sheer boredom.” (by geezaweezer)

prettybooks:

“I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so I awoke from sheer boredom.” (by geezaweezer)

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October 15, 2012
Writing a Correction

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August 11, 2012
“I stood listening to that musical vibration from my lofty slope, to those flashes of separate cries with a kind of demure murmur for background, and then I knew that the hopelessly poignant thing was not Lolita’s absence from my side, but the absence of her voice from that concord.”

I think Lolita is the most powerful thing I’ve ever read.

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Filed under: lolita vladamir nabokov nabokov fiction literature reading 
August 5, 2012
kileyrae: A family member prays in a parking lot while waiting to hear information about his loved ones inside the Sikh Temple on S. Howell Avenue where a shooting occurred, Sunday. (Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, Mike De Sisti)

kileyrae:

A family member prays in a parking lot while waiting to hear information about his loved ones inside the Sikh Temple on S. Howell Avenue where a shooting occurred, Sunday. (Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, Mike De Sisti)

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July 23, 2012
I’m already sick of people using the mass murder in Aurora as an excuse to say “I told you so.”

Of course it’s OK to renew the debate about gun control. How could we not at least explore the topic after this? But don’t take this as a chance to brag about how right you’ve been for years.

If you’re using this massacre to show the world how evolved and smart you think you are, you need to examine your priorities. It sounds like you’re taking satisfaction in these killings. Pick your words carefully.

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Filed under: colorado aurora denver shooting aurora shooting theater shooting 
July 20, 2012
inothernews: Tom Sullivan, center, embraced family members outside Gateway High School in Aurora, Colo., where he had been searching franticly for his son Alex Sullivan, who had celebrated his 27th birthday by going to see ‘The Dark Knight Rises.’ A gunman open fired in the movie theater, killing at least 12 people. (Photo: Barry Gutierrez / AP via The Wall Street Journal)

inothernews:

Tom Sullivan, center, embraced family members outside Gateway High School in Aurora, Colo., where he had been searching franticly for his son Alex Sullivan, who had celebrated his 27th birthday by going to see ‘The Dark Knight Rises.’ A gunman open fired in the movie theater, killing at least 12 people. (Photo: Barry Gutierrez / AP via The Wall Street Journal)

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July 13, 2012
When you get paid

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But then it’s not enough to pay your bills

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July 10, 2012
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
SOURCE: claudieblue.tumblr.com (as far as I know). Hi Reddit!
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